Jokes

nw its the time for a few jokes.. just recreating some jokes..
i had read this joke long back.. around 10 yrs ago..
this story happened in Europe very very long back.. not in this century..
a gal from a poor catholic family had gone to city and came back with huge amount of money after a few months.. her mother welcomed her and questioned her how she got that much money..
she said: momma i became a prostitute..
momma was about to faint and asked.. wht did u say? i didnt hear u properly..
she then repeated.. i became a prostitute.. momma..
oh.. thank god.. i frightened..coz wht i heard was u became a protestant!!
thanx to an unknown author..

another old joke:
I hv read:
Pope Julius II instructed michelangelo to do the decoration of the ceiling in the Sistine Chapel in Vatican City.
For four years he painted the ceiling, lying on his back most of the time.
oneday 1 old lady came to the church, and was talking in front of the altar very loudly as if god were there before her.
she was very much involved in that and she couldnt see michelangelo painting under the ceiling.
michelangelo heard her talking.. n decided to hv some fun..
he then said: "Oh dear, I am Jesus Christ.. nw tell me ur problems."
then that lady replied to the oracle of michelangelo: "u shut up.. am talking to ur father.."
Thanx to Osho.

another one:
I hv read:
80yr old n 90yr old got married..
their first nite..
oldman took her palm and pressed it for 5min.. as they couldnt do beyond that.. then they both started sleeping..
next nite.. the process repeated.. this time it lasted only for 2 min..
third nite.. wen the oldman was about to take her hand, she refused n said.. nt tday.. am nt feelin gud.. head ache..
oldman exhaled:" thank god" :)
Thanx to Osho.

final one:
I hv read:
one day one american lady and her french frnd were discussing the honeymoons of French n American..
French lady: my man kisses me on my forehead.. then on my eyes.. then on my nose, then cheecks.. then on my lips.. then on my my neck.. and then..
American lady interrupted: please stop.. its enough.. and she added
by this time.. American would hv come back after honeymoon.. :)
Thanx to Osho.
enough for nw...